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I'm just a reckless 18 year old who plays the violin on a mediocre level, is a theatre junkie, and has a really dark, vulgar, and weird sense of humor. I rant a lot and consider myself to be a shy extrovert (if that make any sensse). I'm mostly a humor blog but I post some fandom shit (yeah yeah yeah I know don't judge me) also a shit ton of selfies. Who knows, maybe I'll even post a video of me playing the violin one day. (Probably not tho.)

fuckyeahlavernecox:

*drunk in love playing in the background*

(via high-fivingamillionangels)

— 9 minutes ago with 10285 notes

chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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(via unshaped)

— 10 minutes ago with 466368 notes
meridahair:

thatswhatgeeksdo:

GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING

I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs

meridahair:

thatswhatgeeksdo:

GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING

I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs

(via sirsquidley)

— 10 minutes ago with 47885 notes

bagmilk:

dew u wernna baild a snewmon

(Source: naminay, via satanshalfbrother)

— 11 minutes ago with 130828 notes

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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(via mildlyintoxicatedtrophywife)

— 23 minutes ago with 251533 notes

hannibals-souffle:

glitterarygenius:

hannibals-souffle:

hannibals-souffle:

hannibals-souffle:

Today I was eating chicken nuggets outside for our lunch break at rehearsal and then all if a sudden I feel a thud on my leg AND THEN FOUND A HUMMINGBIRD HIT MY LEG AND DIED.

CAN YOU IMAGINE JUST EATING CHICKEN NUGGETS AND THEN FEELNG A SUDDEN THUD IN YOUR LEG AND FINDING A DEAD HUMMINGBIRD?!?!

BECAUSE THATS WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME.

Did you drop the chicken nuggets?

No thank god.

(via sexy-crabtree)

— 40 minutes ago with 675 notes

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(Source: obamallamatime, via pizza)

— 44 minutes ago with 406519 notes

baracknobama:

only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk

(via derpingaroundthelabyrinth)

— 45 minutes ago with 59275 notes
*eats you out as a friend*

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

(Source: aterriblehusband, via e-chillin)

— 1 hour ago with 191256 notes
xensin:

LOOK AT ITS LITTLE DOUBLE CHIN

xensin:

LOOK AT ITS LITTLE DOUBLE CHIN

(via lasagnanipples)

— 1 hour ago with 40683 notes