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I'm just a reckless 18 year old who plays the violin on a mediocre level, is a theatre junkie, and has a really dark, vulgar, and weird sense of humor. I rant a lot and consider myself to be a shy extrovert (if that make any sensse). I'm mostly a humor blog but I post some fandom shit (yeah yeah yeah I know don't judge me) also a shit ton of selfies. Who knows, maybe I'll even post a video of me playing the violin one day. (Probably not tho.)

lunalovegouda:

When I’m trying to convince people to watch OITNB

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fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:


Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

image

Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

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— 4 hours ago with 764467 notes

hollywood-undeuce:

thetasrose:

stonedpervert:

thelittlestonedfox:

I usually don’t reblog these but oh my god

i love retail robin

That bird is on point.

I have finally found my spirit animal.

I am the retail robin. He is me. We are one.

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"I forgot what I sent you"
ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)

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hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

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xld:

My style is black and it’s expensive

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boygeorgemichaelbluth:

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

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cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

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— 6 hours ago with 142307 notes

skookumthesamoyed:

Look who woke me up from a nap! Not a bad way to wake up, but it is a little surprising at first…

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