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I'm just a reckless 18 year old who plays the violin on a mediocre level, is a theatre junkie, and has a really dark, vulgar, and weird sense of humor. I rant a lot and consider myself to be a shy extrovert (if that make any sensse). I'm mostly a humor blog but I post some fandom shit (yeah yeah yeah I know don't judge me) also a shit ton of selfies. Who knows, maybe I'll even post a video of me playing the violin one day. (Probably not tho.)

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

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dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

(via wheresmywifi)

— 14 minutes ago with 62405 notes
"Young men need to be socialized in such a way that rape is as unthinkable to them as cannibalism."
Mary Pipher, Reviving Ophelia (via wetforest)

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stardusttx:

mother-popcorn:

karademos:

pivotalwolf:

Shiba requires a moment to process the fact that someone touched the butt

this is the cutest thing i have ever seen. i’m laughing so hard.

I thought that was a cat at first

same

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— 23 minutes ago with 114641 notes

1chainz:

80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive

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— 32 minutes ago with 283374 notes

lameborghini:

getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person

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— 46 minutes ago with 346375 notes

faggity-ang:

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

and then you realize you forgot to turn the light off.

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— 47 minutes ago with 122990 notes
mymistakesandretakes:

ohscarjo:

dehoppus:

thisisalifeyoucantdenyus:

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot
he becomes a teapot

I’ve been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy

mymistakesandretakes:

ohscarjo:

dehoppus:

thisisalifeyoucantdenyus:

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot

I’ve been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy

(via lets-stop-the-killings-of-robins)

— 48 minutes ago with 855039 notes
guy:

death-by-lulz:

THOSE WERE THE DAYS


Grandma’s Ghost

guy:

death-by-lulz:

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

Grandma’s Ghost

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— 48 minutes ago with 316800 notes

lunar-bunnie:

my

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don’t want 

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unless you’ve got

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— 1 hour ago with 1470 notes

primadollly:

seeing people in ouija board sweaters

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